Judgy ⛪︎✞
I hate Sublime. So must you.
We love bad news 🔪🩸
True crime makes us human
Know the audience 📺
We're all watching a show
Logical animals 🔱
Economists said we were rational
Why we're late ⌛
Late people are not selfish
On its own time 🕹️
Americans buy espresso to go
Reality is a paradox 🍇
It takes just one sentence